David and I were looking at the women for men missed connections and there was this one titled "Rebel who stole fake sandwich at Subway". Who could pass that up? I'll give you the whole post, because it's just too good to paraphrase.
"Yesterday I saw you run in and take the artificial Subway sandwich off the counter and run out with it right before my eyes. I love a boy who's not afraid to take what he wants. I'm from Mountain Brook and I play vollyball for UAB. My calves are 11" around. My dad would never let me bring a guy like you home, so let's meet somewhere else. Somewhere quiet. Write me."
I was like "whaaaa???" 11" calves?! Who says that? Is that sexy? Is there some sort of rule about what constitutes good sized calves? The bigger the better?
Anyway, I decided to measure mine - 14" baby!!! Now, I challenge each and every one of you, dear readers, to go and measure your own calves and report back to me the number of inches you claim. I'm thinking the biggest calves wins...something...from my house...that's going to be really awesome.
Like a book (I have a lot of those).
Or a sticker.
Or an autographed picture of Elisa.